and a head full of empty

ok so i just played (most of) elizas story mode (i accidentally had it set on hard and couldnt beat marie) and it was absolutely fucking incredible and i loved it so much and eliza is just so perfect and sehkmets interaction with the other parasites was wonderful and everything was just so gloriously bitchy and ondescending and pure evil i LOVED IT


after horus’s little dog bone comment to albus as they were going into the catacombs i literally cannot stop thinking about actual housepet bodygaurds albus and horrus



I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it


I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me


If you like pina coladas…

man with all of this fucking work ive been doing and my lack of sleep due to persistant nightmares ive been pretty fucking out of it


one of my pits is cleanly shaved but i seem to have neglected the other one how does one forget that


お前だれ 〜 Hiyori

Who are you 〜 Hiyori

I’ll take a selfie… selfie~

Huh? Huh?


whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 


one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald


here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it